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Mad Jack Wolfe

Age: 43

Quote:
"But I DO treat my body like a temple. Temples get desecrated every day. Why should I be any different?" - MJW, somewhere off Cozumel, 2007

Location:
Minnesota

Home or favorite faire Minnesota Renaissance Festival, Siouxland Renaissance Faire

About Me The one and only Mad Jack. Accept no substitutes. Especially those cheap inflatable ones with the... never mind.

Bona fide Caribbean Pyrate.
Noted Patron of the Tarts.

As for that little incident at Grand Cayman, I was an almost completely innocent bystander.

By the way; no, I've never actually met Pizarro. But I love his pies.

Stop giggling, Princess Eleanor. People will think we're up to something. Make that other sound, and they'll be certain.

They call me "The Unhousebroken Dog of the Sea!" I take a ship whenever I feel like it.

All complaints about my comments or behaviour should be addressed to my wife, Janelle, unless they pertain any to the following items: life, limb, vision, François Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, "I Love Lucy" reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshener, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.

"It's not the liquor talking, love, it's the booze." (Ask Wenchie and Athena)

Music Anything that has a snappy beat I can drink to.

Movies I find them quite entertaining. Except for the really boring ones.

Books Tasty. Wonderful for fixing wobbly tables.

Likes That which allows me to pursue my hobbies. I also enjoy doing whatever I can to increase my fictional "carbon footprint". (34.7 tons/year at last check.)

Dislikes Not being able to go to faire. Haikus that rhyme. Cheap liquor. Calamari that fights back.

Hobbies Pyracy, drinking, wenching, writing, drinking, music, wenching, graphic design, drinking, cooking, wenching, and photography. Not necessarily in that order.

Vices Home Depot envies my collection of vices.

Virtues This is a trick question, right?

Honesty may be the best policy, but it really cuts into profits.

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One week to go!

Friday, January 4, 2008, 10:14 AM CST [General]

One week from today, the wifey and I will be winging our way to Miami, then we set sail for a glorious week plundering the Eastern Caribbean on the 2nd Annual Renaissance Cruise! I can hardly wait!!